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!Adult Entertainment |
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|[[Zelda Carbuncle]] Tells All |
|[[Zelda Carbuncle]] Tells All |
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− | |Memoirs of a woman of dubious pleasure |
+ | |Memoirs of a woman of dubious pleasure. |
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!Animatronics |
!Animatronics |
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|Animatronics |
|Animatronics |
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+ | |by [[Walt Whimsy]] |
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!Animatronics |
!Animatronics |
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|Under the Surface |
|Under the Surface |
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|X Never Marks the Spot |
|X Never Marks the Spot |
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+ | |by [[I. Jones]] |
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!Art/Philosophy |
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|Idealism or Surrealism? |
|Idealism or Surrealism? |
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− | |Philosophy/ |
+ | |Philosophy/art textbook. |
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!Big Whoop |
!Big Whoop |
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− | |See Treasure |
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!Biography |
!Biography |
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|Both Hands Empty |
|Both Hands Empty |
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− | |The [[Herman Toothrot]] story |
+ | |The [[Herman Toothrot]] story. |
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!Biography |
!Biography |
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|Both Hands Moving |
|Both Hands Moving |
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− | |The [[Stan]] story |
+ | |The [[Stan]] story. |
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!Biography |
!Biography |
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|Both Heads Empty |
|Both Heads Empty |
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− | |The [[Fettucini Brothers]] story |
+ | |The [[Fettucini Brothers]] story. |
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!Biography |
!Biography |
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|A Fistful of Barnacles |
|A Fistful of Barnacles |
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− | |Journal of [[Captain Twiddlymore]] |
+ | |Journal of [[Captain Twiddlymore]]. |
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!Biography |
!Biography |
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|Lick the Silver Spoon |
|Lick the Silver Spoon |
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!Business |
!Business |
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|How to Make Friends and Influence People |
|How to Make Friends and Influence People |
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!Cannibalism |
!Cannibalism |
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|How to Serve Your Fellow Man |
|How to Serve Your Fellow Man |
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+ | |by [[Lemonhead]] |
|Yikes! |
|Yikes! |
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!Cannibalism |
!Cannibalism |
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!Classics |
!Classics |
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|Great Expectorations |
|Great Expectorations |
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− | |Captain Loogie |
+ | |by Captain Loogie |
|This is very... ...thick. |
|This is very... ...thick. |
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!Collectables |
!Collectables |
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|Junk, Junk, and More Junk |
|Junk, Junk, and More Junk |
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− | |A guide to |
+ | |A guide to collectable memorabilia. |
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− | !Cross- |
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|See Referential Obscurantism |
|See Referential Obscurantism |
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!Cryptography |
!Cryptography |
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− | |The Code in My Nose |
+ | |The Code in My Nose |
+ | |Unique message drops through history. |
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|Sounds uncomfortable. |
|Sounds uncomfortable. |
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− | !Dewey |
+ | !Dewey Decimal System |
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|See Organizational Schema |
|See Organizational Schema |
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!Disaster |
!Disaster |
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|[[Great Shipwrecks of Our Century]] |
|[[Great Shipwrecks of Our Century]] |
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− | |From the [[Lime-Life]] Disaster |
+ | |From the [[Lime-Life]] Disaster series. |
|Says here the [[Mad Monkey]] sank at XXN, XXW. |
|Says here the [[Mad Monkey]] sank at XXN, XXW. |
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|Shipboard Diseases |
|Shipboard Diseases |
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!Fish |
!Fish |
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|Big Book of Fish |
|Big Book of Fish |
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− | |Illustrated guide to |
+ | |Illustrated guide to fish of the world. |
|It's a bunch of neat pictures of big fish. |
|It's a bunch of neat pictures of big fish. |
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!Food |
!Food |
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− | |I Married |
+ | |I Married A Muenster |
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+ | |by [[S. Cheese]] |
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!Games |
!Games |
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|Fan-Tan Fanatic |
|Fan-Tan Fanatic |
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!Grave Robbing |
!Grave Robbing |
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− | |Popular |
+ | |Popular Punishments for Grave Robbers |
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|Yikes! |
|Yikes! |
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!Grog, Addiction to |
!Grog, Addiction to |
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|I Am [[Blackbeard]]'s Liver |
|I Am [[Blackbeard]]'s Liver |
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+ | |The Horrifying True Story of a Confessed Grogaholic |
|Just say no to grog. |
|Just say no to grog. |
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!History |
!History |
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− | |Careful With |
+ | |Careful With Those Cannonballs! |
− | |Legend of the |
+ | |Legend of the Glass-Bottomed Armada |
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!History |
!History |
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+ | |See Also: Scabb Island |
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!Humor |
!Humor |
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|Bad Puns For Bad Pirates |
|Bad Puns For Bad Pirates |
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|heh. Heh, heh. Hooo ha ha ha ha. AHAHAHA!!! HOOHAHA-- "He was stumped!"--HAHAHAHA!! Ahaha. Aheh. Oh, well, I guess it wasn't that funny. |
|heh. Heh, heh. Hooo ha ha ha ha. AHAHAHA!!! HOOHAHA-- "He was stumped!"--HAHAHAHA!! Ahaha. Aheh. Oh, well, I guess it wasn't that funny. |
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!Humor, Gallows |
!Humor, Gallows |
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− | |So You're Going |
+ | |So You're Going To Be Executed... |
− | |Dozens things to say on the chopping block. |
+ | |Dozens of things to say on the chopping block. |
|Gulp. |
|Gulp. |
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− | !Ice |
+ | !Ice Cream |
|Pirates' Favorite Ice Cream Flavors |
|Pirates' Favorite Ice Cream Flavors |
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!Igloos |
!Igloos |
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− | |Igloo |
+ | |Igloo Construction Made Easy |
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− | !Imaginary |
+ | !Imaginary Numbers |
|The New Tax Laws |
|The New Tax Laws |
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|Light fiction. |
|Light fiction. |
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− | !Indian |
+ | !Indian Burns |
|How to Give Great Indian Burns |
|How to Give Great Indian Burns |
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!Internal Revenue Service |
!Internal Revenue Service |
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− | |See Imaginary Numbers |
+ | |See Imaginary Numbers. |
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!Karma |
!Karma |
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|My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma |
|My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma |
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|I think this philosophy stuff is just a waste of time. |
|I think this philosophy stuff is just a waste of time. |
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!Language |
!Language |
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|Hip Lingo for Pirates |
|Hip Lingo for Pirates |
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− | |A dictionary |
+ | |A dictionary of modern slang terms. |
|Hmmm... "Aaargh." "Yaarr." "Shiver my timbers." "David Jones' locker." "Dead men don't tell stories." I should brush up on some of these. |
|Hmmm... "Aaargh." "Yaarr." "Shiver my timbers." "David Jones' locker." "Dead men don't tell stories." I should brush up on some of these. |
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!Manatees |
!Manatees |
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− | |The Sailor and |
+ | |The Sailor and the Sea Cow |
− | |-a fable |
+ | | --a fable |
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|Elvis Lives |
|Elvis Lives |
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|Predictions of future music by [[Nottruedamus]] |
|Predictions of future music by [[Nottruedamus]] |
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!Mystery |
!Mystery |
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|How Much Wood? |
|How Much Wood? |
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− | |From the [[ |
+ | |From the [[woodchuck mystery]] series. |
|I think the butler did it. |
|I think the butler did it. |
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|Boy, what a sleeper. |
|Boy, what a sleeper. |
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!Night |
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!Normality |
!Normality |
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|A White Picket Fence |
|A White Picket Fence |
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− | |Sociological study |
+ | |Sociological study. |
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!Nostalgia |
!Nostalgia |
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|Soda Fountains of My Youth |
|Soda Fountains of My Youth |
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|Boy, does this guy ever want to relive his childhood. |
|Boy, does this guy ever want to relive his childhood. |
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!Obesity |
!Obesity |
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|More of Me to Love |
|More of Me to Love |
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!Okra |
!Okra |
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|Favorite Gumbo Recipes |
|Favorite Gumbo Recipes |
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− | |See also Food |
+ | |See also Food. |
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!Orthopedics |
!Orthopedics |
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− | |Hear the |
+ | |Hear the Sound of My Feet Talking |
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|It's about zen orthopedics or some such foolishness. |
|It's about zen orthopedics or some such foolishness. |
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!Philosophy |
!Philosophy |
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|Deliberance |
|Deliberance |
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− | |A philosophical treatise |
+ | |A philosophical treatise. |
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!Ranching |
!Ranching |
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!Romance |
!Romance |
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|Amour's Agonizing Adieu |
|Amour's Agonizing Adieu |
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+ | |by [[Melanie Leary]] |
|Argh! |
|Argh! |
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!Romance |
!Romance |
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|Desire's Distasteful Denouement |
|Desire's Distasteful Denouement |
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+ | |by [[Melanie Leary]] |
|Dumb! |
|Dumb! |
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!Romance |
!Romance |
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|Fascination's Final Frenzy |
|Fascination's Final Frenzy |
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+ | |by [[Melanie Leary]] |
|Fiddle-sticks! |
|Fiddle-sticks! |
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!Romance |
!Romance |
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|Love's Lingering Lassitude |
|Love's Lingering Lassitude |
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+ | |by [[Melanie Leary]] |
|Truly disgusting. |
|Truly disgusting. |
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!Romance |
!Romance |
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|Next To Nothing |
|Next To Nothing |
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|If you can't say something nice, you're not supposed to say anything at all. Much less write a whole BOOK. |
|If you can't say something nice, you're not supposed to say anything at all. Much less write a whole BOOK. |
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!Romance |
!Romance |
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|Passion's Persistent Presence |
|Passion's Persistent Presence |
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+ | |by [[Melanie Leary]] |
|Why would she write this? |
|Why would she write this? |
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!Romance |
!Romance |
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|Romance's Wretched Residue |
|Romance's Wretched Residue |
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+ | |by [[Melanie Leary]] |
|Ridiculous! |
|Ridiculous! |
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!Romance |
!Romance |
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|Sin's Sordid Swan Song |
|Sin's Sordid Swan Song |
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+ | |by [[Melanie Leary]] |
|Stupid! |
|Stupid! |
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!Romance |
!Romance |
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|Yearning's Yellowing Yesterdays |
|Yearning's Yellowing Yesterdays |
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+ | |by [[Melanie Leary]] |
|Yuck! |
|Yuck! |
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!Sailing |
!Sailing |
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|If I Only Had A Drain |
|If I Only Had A Drain |
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− | |Perils of showering aboard ship |
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!Salmon |
!Salmon |
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|Lox and Locks |
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!Scabb Island |
!Scabb Island |
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|Scabb Island History |
|Scabb Island History |
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− | |An |
+ | |An Introduction |
|Says here that Scabb was first settled as a quarantine island for skin diseases. It later became a haven for pirates because of its distinctive lack of authority figures. |
|Says here that Scabb was first settled as a quarantine island for skin diseases. It later became a haven for pirates because of its distinctive lack of authority figures. |
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!Self-Help |
!Self-Help |
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|Not Eating People and Feeling Good About It |
|Not Eating People and Feeling Good About It |
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+ | |Confessions of an Ex-[[Cannibal]] |
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!Sharks |
!Sharks |
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|Killers of the Deep |
|Killers of the Deep |
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− | |A study of Caribbean sharks |
+ | |A study of Caribbean sharks. |
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!Shipbuilding |
!Shipbuilding |
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|Modern Shipbuilding |
|Modern Shipbuilding |
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!Shipwrecks |
!Shipwrecks |
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+ | |See: Disaster |
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|"Sloth" is my favorite. |
|"Sloth" is my favorite. |
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+ | !Slang, Pirate |
|Shiver Me Timbers |
|Shiver Me Timbers |
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+ | |A History of Pirate Lingo. |
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|"Yarrr, matey." I wonder if anyone really talks like this. |
|"Yarrr, matey." I wonder if anyone really talks like this. |
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!Sociology |
!Sociology |
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|Social Darwinism and Social Disease |
|Social Darwinism and Social Disease |
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− | |Comparative social theory |
+ | |Comparative social theory. |
|An interesting comparison. |
|An interesting comparison. |
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!Solitaire |
!Solitaire |
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|A Million and One Ways to Play Solitaire |
|A Million and One Ways to Play Solitaire |
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+ | |by [[Herman Toothrot]] |
|What a rip. Number 236,709 and number 645,212 are practically the same. |
|What a rip. Number 236,709 and number 645,212 are practically the same. |
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|I certainly don't need this... I can walk straight already. |
|I certainly don't need this... I can walk straight already. |
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+ | !Subheadings |
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|See Maze Construction |
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!Tea |
!Tea |
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|Tea Party Massacre |
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+ | |by [[Louisa de la Cruz]] |
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!Theater |
!Theater |
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|Beyond Hearts and Question Marks |
|Beyond Hearts and Question Marks |
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− | |Shadow |
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!Toenails |
!Toenails |
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|Modern Toenail Collector |
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− | |Periodical compendium |
+ | |Periodical compendium. |
|It's a bunch of clippings from some magazine. |
|It's a bunch of clippings from some magazine. |
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!Travel |
!Travel |
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|The Caribbean on No Dollars A Day |
|The Caribbean on No Dollars A Day |
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− | |A pirate handbook |
+ | |A pirate handbook. |
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!Trilogies |
!Trilogies |
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|Why People Shouldn't Write Trilogies |
|Why People Shouldn't Write Trilogies |
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+ | |by [[Simon Finkleberth]] |
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!Trilogies |
!Trilogies |
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|Why People Won't Read Trilogies |
|Why People Won't Read Trilogies |
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+ | |by [[Simon Finkleberth]] |
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!Trilogies |
!Trilogies |
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|Why People Write Trilogies Anyway |
|Why People Write Trilogies Anyway |
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+ | |by [[Simon Finkleberth]] |
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+ | !Tripe |
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− | !Tripes |
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|Dessert Recipes for Tripe Lovers |
|Dessert Recipes for Tripe Lovers |
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!Vices |
!Vices |
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|101 Vices |
|101 Vices |
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+ | |by [[J.P. Ampleform]] |
|Hey, only 30 to go! |
|Hey, only 30 to go! |
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!Voodoo |
!Voodoo |
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− | |See Recipes, Voodoo |
+ | |See: Recipes, Voodoo |
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!Vulgarity |
!Vulgarity |
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|Gross Things to Say at Parties |
|Gross Things to Say at Parties |
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!Wallpaper |
!Wallpaper |
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|Impact of Yellow on Small Children |
|Impact of Yellow on Small Children |
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− | |Psychological |
+ | |Psychological study. |
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!Wallpaper |
!Wallpaper |
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|Anywhere But My Room |
|Anywhere But My Room |
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!Wealth |
!Wealth |
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|Opulence as a Social Art |
|Opulence as a Social Art |
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+ | |by [[L. Phatt]] |
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!Yorkshire Pudding |
!Yorkshire Pudding |
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|Not Quite Really Pudding |
|Not Quite Really Pudding |
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− | |Articles and recipes |
+ | |Articles and recipes. |
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!Yo-yos |
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The Library is a visitable location in "MI2 Lite" although it is not required to visit in order to finish the game; Guybrush can optionally return the book about Big Whoop, register a Library Card and browse the books, but nothing of these affects the puzzles. The Library Card is required in order to complete the spitting challenge as ID is needed to get grog. |
The Library is a visitable location in "MI2 Lite" although it is not required to visit in order to finish the game; Guybrush can optionally return the book about Big Whoop, register a Library Card and browse the books, but nothing of these affects the puzzles. The Library Card is required in order to complete the spitting challenge as ID is needed to get grog. |
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Latest revision as of 20:30, 27 September 2022
The Phatt Island Library is located at the Wharf on Phatt Island. It is run by a single Librarian.
Books are organised in an extensive card catalogue.
Guybrush Threepwood used the Library to get a temporary Library Card with which to prove his age to buy alcohol. He also needed to take out a number of books. The library is known to have steep overdue fines.
There is also a miniature display of the planned lighthouse.
Catalog[]
For the most books, Guybrush will give a generic comment that the book is useless. T marks the books that Guybrush complains that they are too technical. Dash symbol – marks the few books that Guybrush doesn't comment at all.
Category | Title | Description | Guybrush's comments |
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Adult Entertainment | Zelda Carbuncle Tells All | Memoirs of a woman of dubious pleasure. | |
Animatronics | Animatronics | by Walt Whimsy | T |
Animatronics | Under the Surface | by Walt Whimsy | T |
Annotation | See Footnoting | ||
Archaeology | X Never Marks the Spot | by I. Jones | |
Art | Vagueness as an Art Form | ||
Art/Philosophy | Idealism or Surrealism? | Philosophy/art textbook. | |
Beverages | Beverages for Everyone | You know, I don't believe there's a man, woman, or child alive who doesn't occasionally enjoy a lovely beverage. | |
Big Whoop | See: Treasure | ||
Biography | Both Hands Empty | The Herman Toothrot story. | |
Biography | Both Hands Moving | The Stan story. | |
Biography | Both Heads Empty | The Fettucini Brothers story. | |
Biography | A Fistful of Barnacles | Journal of Captain Twiddlymore. | |
Biography | Lick the Silver Spoon | by L. Phatt | |
Biography | Me and Blackbeard | ||
Biography | The Time I Blew Up LeChuck | Questionable memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood | I can't believe I'm reading my own memoirs. |
Biography | Yikes! | Memoirs of Captain Gilbert | Yikes! |
Body | Unusual Birthmarks | ||
Breakfast | Breakfast at Meathook's | ||
Business | How to Make Friends and Influence People | by Bluebeard | |
Cannibalism | How to Serve Your Fellow Man | by Lemonhead | Yikes! |
Cannibalism | See Also: Self-Help | ||
Catalogs | See Subheadings | ||
Cheese | Guide to Cheeses of the World | Reference | |
Children's Books | The Sinister Beast Under the Bed | Hmm... Good bedtime reading... | |
Children's Books | Treasury of Pirate Children's Stories | ||
Circuses | Alfredo and Bill's Excellent Adventure | Fiction | |
Circuses | Damn the Human Torpedo | The origin of the human cannonball trick. | |
Classics | Great Expectorations | by Captain Loogie | This is very... ...thick. |
Collectables | Junk, Junk, and More Junk | A guide to collectable memorabilia. | |
Cooking | Noteworthy Pirate Foods | Hey, it's blank! | |
Cooking | Viscous Fluids You Can Make at Home | ||
Crafts | Crochet Eyepatches for Fun and Profit | ||
Cross-Reference | See Referential Obscurantism | ||
Cryptography | The Code in My Nose | Unique message drops through history. | Sounds uncomfortable. |
Dewey Decimal System | See Organizational Schema | ||
Disaster | Great Shipwrecks of Our Century | From the Lime-Life Disaster series. | Says here the Mad Monkey sank at XXN, XXW. |
Disease | Fascinating Facts About Scurvy | ||
Disease | Shipboard Diseases | Gross. | |
Dogs | Dog English Dictionary | Reference | It says that "Arf" has twenty-seven meanings in Dog. |
Education | Preparing for the Pirate Aptitude Test | by S. Karpman | |
Entertainment | Quiet on the Set | ||
Entomology | Tomato Worms | An owner's manual. | |
Etymology | Origins of Pirate Words | It says here that most pirate lingo can be traced to Phoenician restroom grafitti. | |
Eyesight | See: Vision | ||
Farthington Dynasty | See: Games | ||
Fashion | Summer Swashbuckling Fashions | Three years of the popular periodical | |
Fiction | E Ticket | ||
Fiction | Five More Than I Needed | ||
Fiction | Hedgehog Days | ||
Fiction | Not So Much as a Doubloon | An anthology of short fiction | |
Fiction | Very Very Short Stories | Yep, these are short all right. | |
Finance | Easy Ways to Make Money | ||
Fish | Big Book of Fish | Illustrated guide to fish of the world. | It's a bunch of neat pictures of big fish. |
Fishing | Limpet Fishing: The Lost Art | ||
Food | I Married A Muenster | by S. Cheese | |
Food | Life-Size and Larger | ||
Food | Rats as a Protein Source | Ick. | |
Food | Also see: Cannibalism | ||
Footnoting | See Vicious Pedantry | ||
Games | Hal Barwood on Monkey 2 | A critical review. | "Less is more, guys. You can't polish a turd." |
Games | Fan-Tan Fanatic | by Elroy T. Funbun | |
Games | Kings of Shuffleboard | An account of the Farthington Dynasty. | |
Genealogy | My Mother the Cart | Strange but true tales. | This is really creepy! |
Genetics | How to Make a Jackalope | I wonder how they get them to cooperate? | |
Geometry | Properties of the Elliptic Hyperboloid | The writing is too technical for me, I can't understand a word of it. | |
Ghost Pirate LeChuck | When I Blew Up LeChuck | One of Threepwood's worst. | The catalog was right, this IS pretty bad. |
Ghost Pirate LeChuck | Where I Blew Up LeChuck | One of Threepwood's worst. | The catalog was right, this IS pretty bad. |
Ghost Pirate LeChuck | Why I Blew Up LeChuck | One of Threepwood's worst. | The catalog was right, this IS pretty bad. |
Godiva, Lady | The Shirt Off My Back | Biography, see also Adult Entertainment | Darn, no pictures. |
Grave Robbing | Popular Punishments for Grave Robbers | Yikes! | |
Grog, Addiction to | I Am Blackbeard's Liver | The Horrifying True Story of a Confessed Grogaholic | Just say no to grog. |
Groupings | See Catalogs | ||
Headings | See Cross-Reference | ||
History | Careful With Those Cannonballs! | Legend of the Glass-Bottomed Armada | |
History | See Also: Scabb Island | ||
Hogwash | Rememberance of Molly | ||
Humor | Bad Puns For Bad Pirates | by N. Falstein | heh. Heh, heh. Hooo ha ha ha ha. AHAHAHA!!! HOOHAHA-- "He was stumped!"--HAHAHAHA!! Ahaha. Aheh. Oh, well, I guess it wasn't that funny. |
Humor | Dumb Pirate Jokes | ||
Humor, Gallows | So You're Going To Be Executed... | Dozens of things to say on the chopping block. | Gulp. |
Ice Cream | Pirates' Favorite Ice Cream Flavors | Hmm, Pistachio Dryrot, Salmonella Chip, Grog 'n' Cream... | |
Idols | Tikis of the South Pacific | Reference | |
Igloos | Igloo Construction Made Easy | ||
Imaginary Numbers | The New Tax Laws | Light fiction. | It's a bit dry, and I don't understand the ending. |
Indexes | See Indices | ||
Indian Burns | How to Give Great Indian Burns | ||
Indices | See Titles | ||
Inferiority | The Complex Complex | ||
Internal Revenue Service | See Imaginary Numbers. | ||
Jackalope | See Genetics | ||
Jello | The Story of Jello | ||
Jellyfish | Our Spineless Cousins | ||
Justice | Kangaroo Court | Critique of the modern judicial system. | |
Juvenile Behavior | Cow-Tipping Enthusiast | Collected essays on form and style. | |
Karate | See Martial Arts | ||
Karma | My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma | see also: Philosophy | I think this philosophy stuff is just a waste of time. |
Keelhauling | Keelhauling: Methodology and Practice | ||
Ketchup | See Vegetables | ||
Kidneys | The Little Organ That Could | Pop-up book of kidney functions. | There are little pop-up kidneys in it! Ick! |
Kleptomania | Kleptomania | It says here that kleptomania is a nigh-irresistable compulsion to take anything not nailed down. Hmmm... | |
Labyrinths | See Zip Codes | ||
Language | Hip Lingo for Pirates | A dictionary of modern slang terms. | Hmmm... "Aaargh." "Yaarr." "Shiver my timbers." "David Jones' locker." "Dead men don't tell stories." I should brush up on some of these. |
Lice | Louse Ranching For Fun and Profit | ||
Lunch | Afternoon at Meathook's | Fascinating... | |
Lyrics | Rock and Raunch | Banned record albums of the past decade. | I don't see what's so bad about these lyrics. |
Magic | See Voodoo | ||
Manatees | Damp Damsels of the Deep | ||
Manatees | The Sailor and the Sea Cow | --a fable | |
Martial Arts | Theory and Practice of Bone Breakage | Hey, this guy's only a PINK belt! | |
Mathematics | Cubic Lemniscate Formulas | Boy, is this stuff boring. | |
Maze Construction | See Annotation | ||
Military | The Steath Sailer: Why It Won't Sail | ||
Money | Make Easy Money at Home | It says I should send in two dollars for details. | |
Mountains | The Majesty of the Sierras | Sierras? Majestic? I think not. | |
Music | Elvis Lives | Predictions of future music by Nottruedamus | |
Music | Grammy Award Winners of the Renaissance | ||
Music | Volume First | ||
Music | World's Worst Pirate Songs | Hey, "A Thousand Bottles of Beer on the Wall." | |
Music | Xylophone For Beginners | ||
Mystery | How Much Wood? | From the woodchuck mystery series. | I think the butler did it. |
Narcissism | Feeling Good About Narcissism | The 'about the author' part goes almost the whole way through the book. | |
Narcolepsy | Confessions of a Narcoleptic | Boy, what a sleeper. | |
New Age | Dynanetics by L. Ron Gilbert | Who does this guy think he is, anyway? | |
Night | Sounds From Under the Bed | ||
Noises | A Definitive Guide to Cartoon Noises | ||
Noogies | How to Give Great Noogies | ||
Normality | A White Picket Fence | Sociological study. | |
Noses | Honk If You Have To | Colds, allergies, and other ailments. | |
Nostalgia | Soda Fountains of My Youth | by Ponce de Leon | Boy, does this guy ever want to relive his childhood. |
Numerology | Numerology for Beginners | ||
Nylon | Use of Nylon by Pirates | ||
Obesity | More of Me to Love | by L. Phatt | |
Obscenity | &$*#! | Symbolic equivalents of obscene words and phrases. | This stuff is really repulsive! |
Okra | Favorite Gumbo Recipes | See also Food. | |
Olives | Scourge of the Pizza | Examination of forced olive consumption. | |
Optimism | There's Always A Rainbow | I hate people who write books like this. | |
Orangutans | Our Hairy Cousins | I have a lot of cousins like that... | |
Organizational Schema | See Labyrinths | ||
Origami | Paper Buffalo | Advanced origami designs. | – |
Orthopedics | Hear the Sound of My Feet Talking | It's about zen orthopedics or some such foolishness. | |
Philosophy | Deliberance | A philosophical treatise. | |
Philosophy | Rastafarian Philosophy | I don't get it. | |
Pillaging | All about Pillaging | From the popular How-To series. | |
Pillaging | Masters of Pillaging | Interviews with some of the best. | Wow! These guys are real pirates! |
Piracy | Pirating Primer | For the novice pirate. | It's about something called "software" piracy. |
Poetry | Three Sheets to the Wind | Poetry by pirates. | This is some of the worst poetry I've ever read. |
Quotations | Famous Pirate Quotations | (already checked by Phatt) | |
Ranching | see Lice | ||
Recursion | See Recursion | ||
Recipes, Voodoo | The Joy of Hex | 101 essential voodoo recipes. | I think it's meant for advanced voodoo practicioners. The writing's way too technical for me. |
Referential Obscurantism | See Groupings | ||
Romance | Amour's Agonizing Adieu | by Melanie Leary | Argh! |
Romance | Desire's Distasteful Denouement | by Melanie Leary | Dumb! |
Romance | Fascination's Final Frenzy | by Melanie Leary | Fiddle-sticks! |
Romance | Love's Lingering Lassitude | by Melanie Leary | Truly disgusting. |
Romance | Next To Nothing | by E. Marley, an account of her time with Guybrush Threepwood. | If you can't say something nice, you're not supposed to say anything at all. Much less write a whole BOOK. |
Romance | Passion's Persistent Presence | by Melanie Leary | Why would she write this? |
Romance | Romance's Wretched Residue | by Melanie Leary | Ridiculous! |
Romance | Sin's Sordid Swan Song | by Melanie Leary | Stupid! |
Romance | Yearning's Yellowing Yesterdays | by Melanie Leary | Yuck! |
Sailing | If I Only Had A Drain | Perils of showering aboard ship. | |
Sailing | Safe Sailing | ||
Salmon | Lox and Locks | Modern problems facing salmon. | |
Scabb Island | Scabb Island History | An Introduction | Says here that Scabb was first settled as a quarantine island for skin diseases. It later became a haven for pirates because of its distinctive lack of authority figures. |
Self-Help | Pirates Who Love Too Much | ||
Self-Help | Not Eating People and Feeling Good About It | Confessions of an Ex-Cannibal | |
Sharks | Killers of the Deep | A study of Caribbean sharks. | |
Shipbuilding | Modern Shipbuilding | by G. Steele | |
Shipwrecks | See: Disaster | ||
Sin | The Hidden Sins of Calculus | Boy, this is reactionary! | |
Sin | Top Seven Deadly Sins | "Sloth" is my favorite. | |
Slang, Pirate | Shiver Me Timbers | A History of Pirate Lingo.
See also: Language |
"Yarrr, matey." I wonder if anyone really talks like this. |
Sociology | Social Darwinism and Social Disease | Comparative social theory. | An interesting comparison. |
Solitaire | A Million and One Ways to Play Solitaire | by Herman Toothrot | What a rip. Number 236,709 and number 645,212 are practically the same. |
Spiritual | Gift of the Lizard People | ||
Spiritual | Over the Crow's Nest | ||
Stupidity | Walk Thru Walls: The Intelligence Avoider | An analysis of the system, pat pending. | I certainly don't need this... I can walk straight already. |
Subheadings | See Maze Construction | ||
Subtraction | Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Partner | T | |
Surgery | Operating Without A Net | Techniques for safe surgery. | It says to always use latex gloves. |
Tattoos | Why Chicks Dig Tattoos | Hmm... Maybe I should get one. | |
Tattoos | Tattoo-Related Skin Infections | Hmm... Maybe I shouldn't get one. | |
Tattoos | A Child's First Book of Tattoos | Aw, the teddy bear is cute! | |
Tea | Tea Party Massacre | by Louisa de la Cruz | – |
Theater | Beyond Hearts and Question Marks | Shadow Puppetry for the Two-Hook Pirate | |
Three-Headed Monkey | The Pride of Loch Ness | This guy thinks the legendary Three-Headed Monkey is actually the son of the Loch Ness Monster. | |
Titles | See Headings | ||
Toast | Thirty Things That Taste Terrific On Toast | ||
Toenails | Modern Toenail Collector | Periodical compendium. | It's a bunch of clippings from some magazine. |
Toys | Collectable Toy Trucks | Here's an interesting one: the Junior Ultra Soldier Commando Assault Vehicle™. | |
Travel | The Caribbean on No Dollars A Day | A pirate handbook. | |
Treasure | Big Whoop: Unclaimed Bonanza or Myth? | (given to Guybrush by the Voodoo Lady, it tells the story of Captain Marley and his crew in their search for Big Whoop, and their eventual fates.) | |
Tree Surgery | Anaesthetics For Deciduous Trees | ||
Trilogies | Why People Shouldn't Write Trilogies | by Simon Finkleberth | |
Trilogies | Why People Won't Read Trilogies | by Simon Finkleberth | |
Trilogies | Why People Write Trilogies Anyway | by Simon Finkleberth | |
Tripe | Dessert Recipes for Tripe Lovers | Ick. | |
Ulcers | Why You Shouldn't Worry About Ulcers | ||
Umbrellas | Giant Umbrellas and Other Bits of Art | Sounds dangerous. | |
Underwear | Wedgies: Harmless Fun Or Sadistic Torture? | It says here that the wedgie was once used as a law enforcement practice. | |
Vegetables | Vegetables Children Will Eat | That's odd, it claims ketchup is a vegetable. | |
Vicarious Living | Popular Spectator Sports | I can't find stoat wrestling in here. | |
Vices | 101 Vices | by J.P. Ampleform | Hey, only 30 to go! |
Vicious Pedantry | See Dewey Decimal System | ||
Violins | Thirty Non-Musical Uses For Your Violin | Wow, I bet that WOULD keep the cats away... | |
Viruses | Things You Can Catch By Reading a Library Book | Uh, oh... | |
Vision | Patches | ||
Volcanoes | Warm All Year Round | Real estate handbook. | |
Voodoo | See: Recipes, Voodoo | ||
Vulgarity | Gross Things to Say at Parties | ||
Waiting | Is It Soup Yet? | A jillion things to do while waiting in line. | |
Wallpaper | Impact of Yellow on Small Children | Psychological study. | |
Wallpaper | Anywhere But My Room | Designs featuring cute cartoon characters. | |
Wallpaper | Living in Lime | One thousand lime green designs. | Ick. |
Waltzes | Dancing On Three Legs | ||
Warthogs | The Misunderstood Pet | ||
Wealth | Opulence as a Social Art | by L. Phatt | |
Wild Animals | Meet Mr. Tiger | Pop-up book. | Neat, the pictures pop up. |
Wine | Sniffing the Cork | How-to for the wine snob. | |
Woodworking | Out On a Plank | ||
Xanthippe | Life Cycle of the Shrew | ||
Xenophobia | Hey You Kids, Get Off of My Lawn | ||
Xylophone | See: Music | ||
Yacht Clubs | Pirate's Guide to Caribbean Yacht Clubs | ||
Yachting | All You Need is the Cap | Yachting on land. | |
Yaks | The Yak is Slow But the Earth Is Patient | ||
Yawning | The Yearn to Yawn | Psychological study of yawn envy. | |
Yeti | Interview With A Snowman | ||
Yiddish | Feh, and Other Useful Terms | Reference. | – |
Yodeling | Yodeling from the Top of the Lungs | A study of yodeling as an offensive weapon. | |
Yorkshire Pudding | Not Quite Really Pudding | Articles and recipes. | |
Yo-yos | At the End of the Rope | Yo-yo politics. | |
Yo-yos | Bouncing and Behaving | Intermediate yo-yo tricks. | |
Yo-yos | Spinning at the End of a String | Yo-yo philosophy. | |
Zinjanthropus | Pirates of the Pleistocene | ||
Zip Codes | See Indexes | ||
Zippers | Zipper Theory | ||
Zirconium | The Most Beautiful Element | ||
Zoology | Just one of the Primates | ||
Zoology | Zoo Animals More Intelligent Than Humans | It's too thick, I don't have time to read it. |
Notable Loot[]
- Library Card
- Lighthouse Model Lens
- The Joy of Hex
- Great Shipwrecks of our Century
- Famous Pirate Quotations
Trivia[]
The Library is a visitable location in "MI2 Lite" although it is not required to visit in order to finish the game; Guybrush can optionally return the book about Big Whoop, register a Library Card and browse the books, but nothing of these affects the puzzles. The Library Card is required in order to complete the spitting challenge as ID is needed to get grog.